Amanda E.'s Space

I have never been a psycho fanatic James Bond fan since like forever.

 

But i was a psycho fanatic Star Wars fan since like i don't know.

 

SO, i'm not gonna waste my time writing the whole deal of Casino Royale.

 

I'm just gonna cut straight to the parts which i deem passable or exciting or seriously a 'sleeper' scene.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

>>>>>>Alert<<<<<<>>>>>Spoilers Ahead<<<<<<<<<

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

PASSABLE SCENE:

1.Bond and his women antics....he has very slow hormones.He's about 30 plus and he still manages to go around hooking up with women in every movie!

2.Le Chiffre.The 'okay' villain that does not look as horrid as the other villains. (except for the bleeding eye thingy)

3.Bond and his humor.At least this Bond makes a witty line seem 'laughable'.

4.Bond and him leaving the job as he plans to find an 'honest' job, he sends a resignation email to Q.

5.The Poker scene ( at first, i thought this should belong in the EXCITING SCENES, but nope, this made me hold my bladder instead!)

 

EXCITING SCENES:

1.The beginning of the movie where Bond and his colleague's is in this place called i don't know what with snakes and people as in loadsa people. They have to chase after this ex- prisoner.Bond climbs up loadsa stuff at a construction site just so he can catch his 'prey', target or whatever.

2.Bond saving a new plane from exploding.

3.Bond races to save Vesper form Mathis whom at first pretended to help him and her.

4.Vesper and Bond.Very romantic and sexy.Especially when they're together.

5.Bond almost dies thanks to Le Chiffre's very lethal injection which gives him a cardiac arrest...(Jia Min should help Bond if she intends to pursue a cardiologist career)

6. Bond follows Vesper because he finds out that she betrayed him with the money he won from the Poker game.

7.Bond wins 114 mills or so.....

8.Bond gets whipped with something by Le Chiffre in his torture chamber, while he's naked.As in NAKED!

9.Bond tries to save Vesper from drowning.Romantic side of Bond.So, lovable.

10.Bond kills Mr.White. Mr. White makes one shot to his foot so painful wherelse those people who get shot so many times in the head by Bond or any villain can actually take the pain.

11.Bond blows up a supporting villains body to bits.Literally.

 

Worst Scenes:

1.Every part that has Q in it.What's an old woman doing in there heading the British Intelligence.No offence Judi Dench, though your performance was great.

 

 

Right.Where was i?Yeah, about HIM.I  have steered clear of that topic for months and now i'm back on.That's because he somehow managed to come back into my life again.He's not dead, just a faraway place that i'll never be able to go.

I've never felt more like a pathetic piece of crap before since the ex broke up and got back and now, i don't know what really IS going on between us.While i had my relationship with this guy faraway, i was 'seeing' this other guy on the side.We didn't really meet but we'd chat on the net and call each other.So, nothing else besides unexpressed feelings.We called each other really close pals.But you know, some dreams DO come to an end.

He was real nice and all.Maybe better than my ex.NO offence J.Maybe definitely better but now i'll always see him in a different light for what he did.

For the first time, i've never cried because of a guy.I never cry for any guy.When i broke up with my ex or got back with him,i NEVER cried which was kinda strange.

So, what he did to me and with me would remain a silent secret from anyone.Obviously.

But my friends know some parts of it.I think Jia should know more of it than anyone in our group.

Well, today, i saw that he viewed my profile and i was very, very hurt.

>>>Chris Aguilera's Hurt comes on<<<

 

 

 

Right.I can't go on.Too painful.

Believe it or not, this is me being love-sick.I've been let down by this one person whom i used to care so much for and i really don't feel like i'm on this planet anymore.Maybe Jia Min should know what i'm talkin about.More on it later.I'm gonna have Japs for dinner.Which does not mean i'm pregnant, Jia Min!!

U-G-L-Y

 

That's what i am, what u are and what they ALL are.

 

People, brace yourself for the UGLIEST shit you'll ever see than us.Now, we all know that we're not ugly anymore.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"What the heck do ya want, ass???"

"I want to show people how u-g-l-y you are"

"Why would you wanna show people my name?"

"That's cos ....you're UGLY."

"So what if I'm Ugly?"

"Okay great, now can you please step outside so that i can show people that you're Ugly."

"And why would i wanna do that?"

"Cos i have people to prove that you're the Ugliest person in the world."

"I'm not the Ugliest person in the world!"

"Maybe if you keep telling yourself that."

"My name just happened to be Ugly, yeah, so what?Doesn't make me ugly."

"Whatever you say, i'm gonna start dragging you if you don't wanna come out, Ugly"

"Why would i wanna come out ugly?"

"I'm calling you to come out, Ugly."

"I'm not ugly and if you insist that i am, then, i'll have to come out pretty."

"Pretty's not coming.You are, Ugly."

"I'm not UGLY!!!"

"That's your bloody name, Ugly,"

"You just called me Ugly, again!I'm offended."

"That's your freaking name, now, shut your piehole and come out, UGLY!!!"

"I'm NOT coming out UGLY."

"Oh great, Pretty's here.Let me ask her for some HELP to get you out of here!"

"Ugly's not coming out, Pretty"

"Really?He's not coming out pretty?"

"No. no.I'm telling you that Ugly does not wanna come out."

"Oh, Okay."

"I'm gettin fed up for being here, Pretty,"

"Since when were you pretty?"

"Are you offending me now, Pretty?"
"Thank you for your compliment.Though i've been pretty all this while, you know since i was born and until now."

"That's your f**king name, bitch!"

"Who called me Bitch?"

"Bitch is here, damn!"

"Some asshole just called me Bitch."

"Well, some asshole like you is named Bitch."

"And some assholes are called Pretty,"

"Thank you for your compliment,"

"God, i need some help here,"

"Who called God?"

"Great, now, God is here."

"I was trying to call Ugly out but she won't come out till Pretty came and started annoying me then i said bitch-"

"Why do you like offending people,bitch.That's my name you know."

"My name is Bitch now?Wow, i didn't know that you were my twin,"

"God, save me."

"God, is up there and he can hear all of you talking about Ugly and Pretty and calling Bitch.Do you all have a Death Wish?"

"Who called me?"

"Oh, shit, Death is here."

"So who had a wish for me?"

"She did."

"Yeah, she started it,"

"Oh, great, prepare to meet the End"

"Who called me?Somebody said they wanted to meet the End,"

"The End!!"*

 

 

                                                                           -the end-

*This is a copyright version of the UGLY story.Any duplications will be placed in the hands of the law for criminally abusing private property.