I have never been a psycho fanatic James Bond fan since like forever.

 

But i was a psycho fanatic Star Wars fan since like i don't know.

 

SO, i'm not gonna waste my time writing the whole deal of Casino Royale.

 

I'm just gonna cut straight to the parts which i deem passable or exciting or seriously a 'sleeper' scene.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

>>>>>>Alert<<<<<<>>>>>Spoilers Ahead<<<<<<<<<

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

PASSABLE SCENE:

1.Bond and his women antics....he has very slow hormones.He's about 30 plus and he still manages to go around hooking up with women in every movie!

2.Le Chiffre.The 'okay' villain that does not look as horrid as the other villains. (except for the bleeding eye thingy)

3.Bond and his humor.At least this Bond makes a witty line seem 'laughable'.

4.Bond and him leaving the job as he plans to find an 'honest' job, he sends a resignation email to Q.

5.The Poker scene ( at first, i thought this should belong in the EXCITING SCENES, but nope, this made me hold my bladder instead!)

 

EXCITING SCENES:

1.The beginning of the movie where Bond and his colleague's is in this place called i don't know what with snakes and people as in loadsa people. They have to chase after this ex- prisoner.Bond climbs up loadsa stuff at a construction site just so he can catch his 'prey', target or whatever.

2.Bond saving a new plane from exploding.

3.Bond races to save Vesper form Mathis whom at first pretended to help him and her.

4.Vesper and Bond.Very romantic and sexy.Especially when they're together.

5.Bond almost dies thanks to Le Chiffre's very lethal injection which gives him a cardiac arrest...(Jia Min should help Bond if she intends to pursue a cardiologist career)

6. Bond follows Vesper because he finds out that she betrayed him with the money he won from the Poker game.

7.Bond wins 114 mills or so.....

8.Bond gets whipped with something by Le Chiffre in his torture chamber, while he's naked.As in NAKED!

9.Bond tries to save Vesper from drowning.Romantic side of Bond.So, lovable.

10.Bond kills Mr.White. Mr. White makes one shot to his foot so painful wherelse those people who get shot so many times in the head by Bond or any villain can actually take the pain.

11.Bond blows up a supporting villains body to bits.Literally.

 

Worst Scenes:

1.Every part that has Q in it.What's an old woman doing in there heading the British Intelligence.No offence Judi Dench, though your performance was great.

 

 

Right.Where was i?Yeah, about HIM.I  have steered clear of that topic for months and now i'm back on.That's because he somehow managed to come back into my life again.He's not dead, just a faraway place that i'll never be able to go.

I've never felt more like a pathetic piece of crap before since the ex broke up and got back and now, i don't know what really IS going on between us.While i had my relationship with this guy faraway, i was 'seeing' this other guy on the side.We didn't really meet but we'd chat on the net and call each other.So, nothing else besides unexpressed feelings.We called each other really close pals.But you know, some dreams DO come to an end.

He was real nice and all.Maybe better than my ex.NO offence J.Maybe definitely better but now i'll always see him in a different light for what he did.

For the first time, i've never cried because of a guy.I never cry for any guy.When i broke up with my ex or got back with him,i NEVER cried which was kinda strange.

So, what he did to me and with me would remain a silent secret from anyone.Obviously.

But my friends know some parts of it.I think Jia should know more of it than anyone in our group.

Well, today, i saw that he viewed my profile and i was very, very hurt.

>>>Chris Aguilera's Hurt comes on<<<

 

 

 

Right.I can't go on.Too painful.

Believe it or not, this is me being love-sick.I've been let down by this one person whom i used to care so much for and i really don't feel like i'm on this planet anymore.Maybe Jia Min should know what i'm talkin about.More on it later.I'm gonna have Japs for dinner.Which does not mean i'm pregnant, Jia Min!!

U-G-L-Y

 

That's what i am, what u are and what they ALL are.

 

People, brace yourself for the UGLIEST shit you'll ever see than us.Now, we all know that we're not ugly anymore.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"What the heck do ya want, ass???"

"I want to show people how u-g-l-y you are"

"Why would you wanna show people my name?"

"That's cos ....you're UGLY."

"So what if I'm Ugly?"

"Okay great, now can you please step outside so that i can show people that you're Ugly."

"And why would i wanna do that?"

"Cos i have people to prove that you're the Ugliest person in the world."

"I'm not the Ugliest person in the world!"

"Maybe if you keep telling yourself that."

"My name just happened to be Ugly, yeah, so what?Doesn't make me ugly."

"Whatever you say, i'm gonna start dragging you if you don't wanna come out, Ugly"

"Why would i wanna come out ugly?"

"I'm calling you to come out, Ugly."

"I'm not ugly and if you insist that i am, then, i'll have to come out pretty."

"Pretty's not coming.You are, Ugly."

"I'm not UGLY!!!"

"That's your bloody name, Ugly,"

"You just called me Ugly, again!I'm offended."

"That's your freaking name, now, shut your piehole and come out, UGLY!!!"

"I'm NOT coming out UGLY."

"Oh great, Pretty's here.Let me ask her for some HELP to get you out of here!"

"Ugly's not coming out, Pretty"

"Really?He's not coming out pretty?"

"No. no.I'm telling you that Ugly does not wanna come out."

"Oh, Okay."

"I'm gettin fed up for being here, Pretty,"

"Since when were you pretty?"

"Are you offending me now, Pretty?"
"Thank you for your compliment.Though i've been pretty all this while, you know since i was born and until now."

"That's your f**king name, bitch!"

"Who called me Bitch?"

"Bitch is here, damn!"

"Some asshole just called me Bitch."

"Well, some asshole like you is named Bitch."

"And some assholes are called Pretty,"

"Thank you for your compliment,"

"God, i need some help here,"

"Who called God?"

"Great, now, God is here."

"I was trying to call Ugly out but she won't come out till Pretty came and started annoying me then i said bitch-"

"Why do you like offending people,bitch.That's my name you know."

"My name is Bitch now?Wow, i didn't know that you were my twin,"

"God, save me."

"God, is up there and he can hear all of you talking about Ugly and Pretty and calling Bitch.Do you all have a Death Wish?"

"Who called me?"

"Oh, shit, Death is here."

"So who had a wish for me?"

"She did."

"Yeah, she started it,"

"Oh, great, prepare to meet the End"

"Who called me?Somebody said they wanted to meet the End,"

"The End!!"*

 

 

                                                                           -the end-

*This is a copyright version of the UGLY story.Any duplications will be placed in the hands of the law for criminally abusing private property.

 

 

 

When i turned on the radio today to my favorite channel and Sean Paul featuring Keyshia Cole's 'When You Gonna Give It Up (To Me)' came on air, i was very pissed.You know why?One, because they kept playing it over and over again like Justin Timberlake's 'SexyBack'.It was very irritating.Second thing which just made me completely loose it was when my mom came in and said,

"WHAT KINDA MUSIC ARE YOU LISTENING TO?"

Again, i was more than irritated.

 

I love her 'oldies' but can't she respect a little bit of her daughter's choice in songs?She tells me that the only person who listens to this songs are those people who fail their exams.Yada-yada.

She expects me to listen to the likes of The Beatles, BeeGees or Carpenters.Their songs are nice but which century are we living in?No offence, Paul McCartney or whomsoever, but if i like Pussycat Dolls then so be it.

Last night, my dad read the lyrics of Lily Allen's album and he saw the words. "Yeah, i've got HERPES.Er, no, maybe syphillis"

Okay, he hadn't heard the song and he starts commplaining to my mom how horrible the album is.She actually meant that because sh was trying to shoot down a harasser.

C'mon, man.

If a guy asked me for my number (like in her song), do you expect me to tell him, "Oh , yeah, i'm fertile, now, here's my number.Ring me if you wanna fertilize them."

Oh My God!That was so sick.I wanna take that back.>>>Disgusting<<<

Now,she said that she wants to run through my CDs before i buy them.Great!And yeah, i am allowed to listen to Kelly Clarkson or Maroon5.I fell asleep listening to Kelly's album.No offence, again, Kelly.Then there's Maroon5, they separated for awhile.Adam Levine's collaborating with so many hip new artists.Does she let me buy them?

 

 

This is what i love doing.

 

Giving trivia.

 

And what trivia am i best at?

 

What else?

 

Tinsletown Goss...

 

1. At the recent AMA's, which celeb got made into a parody?  (10 points)

(a) Lindsay Lohan

(b) Paris Hilton

(c) Kevin Federline

 

2. What was the actress' names who appeared in Jessica Simpson's 'Public Affair' video? (name all 4)     (10 points)

 

3. What happened between Ryan Phillipe and Reese Witherspoon that caused their separation?      (10 points)

 

4. TRL host Vanessa Minillo will be starring in an upcoming Marvel movie.Which one is it and who will she playing?    (10 points)

 

5. Who is Jessica Simpson dating now?    (10 points)

 

6. What was the latest dilemma faced by Ange Jolie where she's staying in India recently?     (10 points)

 

7. What are Bruce Willis' daughters' names who have now become Ashton Kutcher's new step- daughters?    (10 points)

 

8. What is the name of Britney Spears' new son?Name the first child.  (10 points)

 

9. Name 2 of Kate Moss' latest ads she's modelling for.     (10 points)

 

10. Where did TomKat tie the knot?And for what reason they chose that place?    (10 points)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Answers:

 

1. (c) Kevin Federline was put into a box and thrown into a river.

2. Christina Millan, Christina Applegate, Eva Longoria and Maria Menuonos.

3. Ryan hooked up with other women while he filmed movies.For one, Aussie actress, Abbie Cornish was allegedly the woman involved.

4. Fantastic Four's upcoming sequel. She plays Torch's (Chris Evan) girlfriend.

5. Uncountable.From Adam Levine to Dane Cook and recently John Mayer.She even resorted to looking for love on the net.

6. Her bodyguard was very rude to the school- goers of a school in India where Maddox is temporarily studying .

7. Rumer, Scout and Tallulah.

8. Sutton Pierce (or reports have stated could be Jayden James). Her other child is Sutton Pierce.

9. Burberry and Louis Vuitton.

10. Rome, Italy. Tom Cruise chose it for sentimental reasons; he publicly proclaimed his love for her there.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So?

 

How did you score?

 

A perfect 10?

 

You must've been reading some magazines to get as genius as me, you sly gossip queen!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Of course they have so many differences! For one, she's a Brit wherelse Lindsay is the All-American gal or maybe what she thinks she's projecting to the girls out there.What role model she is!So 'laughable'.Yeah, right!

Then there's Lily who is the image of all Brit girls out there.NOT like i'm trying to offend the girls there cos that would indirectly offend my cousin who's the True Brit with the shiny brown hair, fair skin and that indecipherable slur called the Brit accent.Yeah, so they're really loud and all.So?But compared to Linds, what she makes us from different countries think of the American way is complete idiocy cos of her hard-partying ways and all.

But what i'm s'pose to be doing right now is to compare Linds and Lil.

 

Linds:                       Lils:

                             

1.American               1.Brit

2.Hard party-goer      2.Hard internet-goer

3.Pot-smoker             3. F**k smoker (as in seriously)

4.Singer                    4. Singer 

5.Actress                  5. Drop-out (or what???)

 

So, there ya have it.The only thing that's the same about them is that they're both singers.The better one?I don't know but right now i think i can claim that i'm a small fan of Lils in terms of her songs.Linds just loves to hog the limelight.Ranging from her skinny battles, the next "Kate Moss" portrayer, her boyfriend swaps with the Olsen twins and Paris' exes and her tardiness.Hardly the role model children should emulate.SO beware, parents.Even Ashton Kutcher is such a wary step-father to Rumer that he himself thinks likewise.Linds is a total bad example!And there should be less La Lohans and more Duffsters out there in Tinsletown!  

 

A few nights ago, i stopped messing my head with all the past hypes my friends told me of the third Final Destination installment and laid it to rest, well, by watching it myself.

The opening was pretty silly where it shows a "something-is-bothering-her" girl's expression written all over Wendy's (main character) face after she takes a shot of her friends and boyfriend on a ride called 'High Dive'. When she sees the photo shot she took, she realizes that instead of 'High Dive' she sees very clearly that the 'v' in dive has like gone all short-circuited and what's left is "High Die". This obviously freaks out her inner fears.

Cut straight to the roller- coaster ride, mainly because the previous scene was kinda cheap shots which includes Wendy's sis getting caught sneaking herself along with her pals to the 'seniors-only' amusement park and her sis gives the finger on both hands to her sis and tells her to take a photo of that, Wendy insists on taking them. Then upon arriving at the roller-coaster ride, she gets all nerve-wracked thanks to the evil, devillish words coming out from a giant perching demon. She holds back when 3 of her friends decide to go for the ride. Her boyfriend makes a quick transformation from jerk-asshole poser dude to a caring guy who can advise some shit crap about fear and controlling it.

So, you know, girls upon hearing such 'comforting' words from the mouths of their 'sweet' boyfriend's would relent to any given thing they suggest. Now, for instance is the ride.

She gets on the ride and ends up sitting with her friend's boyfriend instead, named Kevin. Who knows what's going on between them?

Before the ride begins, she starts to feel fear. She sees this Frankie guy constantly harassing two sexy chicks with his camcorder and a bunch of kids who have the cheek to enter the ride and when, caught snaps back saying, "But we're 55 inches tall."

The guy operating the ride should've said "And i'm over a hundred inches taller than you, little boy." Indeed he was very tall.

The ride hence begins and the poor soul called Wendy begins to have like some kinda asthma attack but not really an asthma attack thingy as the coaster journeys its way to the peak of the first loop. In a matter of seconds after their first loop, the camera closes in on some hydraulics hissing with gas. Means only one thing, the ride's gonna be a hell-raiser!

Sure enough, as the ride begins to take on a faster momentum, it goes through more loops and at a higher, more extreme velocity, the wheels start to break away and some carriages tear away from the tracks. One by one, slowly the passengers start to get flung out until there's left only four people whom are Erin, Ian, Kevin and of course Wendy. The demon must really love her for keeping her. Unfortunately, their carriage runs though a loop and obviously they get stuck which is at mid- air. Erin and Ian plunge to their deaths. Kevin and Wendy are next but they manage to swing the carriage using their weight. Once done, they thought their nightmare's all over but as soon as they round another track, Kevin gets smashed to guts down below wherelse, Wendy cries out in hysteria and before you know it she can be seen screaming to her death...haha..yeah, right.That was somehow a dream.Thank God!For now, i mean.

Back to where she's still sitting waiting for the ride to start. She gets into a fit and begins to scream in fear to let them out. Kevin asks her why she's acting so weirdly and some guy asks what's going on .He tells him that she's just upset and so the back row gets let out. Strangely, only the back row gets released and not the front. I'm afraid poor, poor Wendy's boyfriend's in the front seat just like they agreed. Sadly.

Some idiots don't take people's warning seriously. I mean she's a freaking PSYCHIC for God sake!

In a matter of moments she watches as her premonition comes true slowly.

Fast forward to a series of events, Wendy finds out the truth slowly with the aid of Kevin that this was a deja vu of what happened before. A boy last year had a premonition of flight 180 about to explode and seven people got off. True to his word, the plane gets blown to smithereens.Wherelse a chain of events follow the lives of the remaining passengers who survived. Imagine tree- bark- smashing- through- your- face scary.

Kevin and Wendy try to recall the people whom were sharing the same ride that night. First up were the two chicks who invited Wendy to their tanning session as so to pity her. As usual the demon pities her and Wendy decides not to go. Hoorah-hoorah depression for saving your pet. No further explanation to what happens to them girls in the tanning salon. Turns out, they were tanned to a crisp. As in potato chips crisp!

Next up is Frankie the perve boy, they drive- thru a fast food outlet and try to decipher what's in the picture that'll kill Frankie. Seems like he won some metal chain with a silhoutte of a naked woman. She quickly sums it up and says that it can be found in some 18- wheelers. Right-O again, clever Wendy. If you were so smart, you wouldn't have gotten on the ride in the first place and cause so much shit.

Then there's the smart mouth guy whom thinks that "F**k the Bruins" and denial would save him from his fate. Nope. Arrogance gets the death out of him. Didn't Wendy and Kevin warn you, smart mouth? And maybe you would'nt have been so bad- luck to get your head sliced by Aladdin's swords.

Clever.

After this, they try to outrun death by chasing up to Ian and Erin to warn them.Whilst they try to explain, loads of stuff start to happen in the warehouse both 'Zip' and 'Pip' worked in. Again, Erin dies first and like always, death skips Ian's round. He's so pissed off that he decides to avenge her death.Well, that's if you can outrun death yourself, pipsqueak.

So, the next scene brings us to the McKinley tricentennial where the town's celebrating.Wendy realizes that her sister was on the ride that night as well. Jolly great suspense, right?

She calls up Kevin who's working shifts there as a security guard. He risks his life by all means to save Julie, Wendy's sis. He chases after her but she ignores him thinking that he was being a harrasser. C'mon girl! Don't you wanna live?

Both Wendy and Kevin race to save Julie. Meanwhile, the lights go out in time for the fireworks display. Some stupid idiots went and scared a horse and caused it to start galloping through the throng of people. Its wooden stake flies around swinging at people as it runs. It wraps around Julie. Coincidence or what? Guess why?

Remember before the ride at the amusement park, Wendy took a shot of Julie showing the middle fingers?

Yep, that's cos the stake on the horse looked exactly like that. How ironic.

Kevin, Mr.Hero jumps up in time to slice the rope off like a brave knight.

Julie's saved. But in a spell of hysteria, wailing her heart out at her near- death experience, could not tell her sister who was sitting beside her on the ride and in seconds her friend who comes to see her gets stabbed in the back by a wooden poll.

Kevin's next. He gets kicked by the horse onto a barbeque grill thingy and it explodes in his face just like in the picture.

 

 

No. He's not dead yet. Wendy, again saves him. She's a real heck of a heroine!

Lastly, i wondered, how is she gonna save herself, now that she's next on Death's list. She already identified who's gonna kill her.

It's the Ian, Zip guy who wants to avenge Erin, Pip girl. He followed her all the way to the place.

Okay, so yada-yada about that part where they talk. Or bicker. Or whatever.

The fireworks start off again this time its direction is completely haywire thanks to the stupid idiots playing the stupid practical joke. It shoots below target and starts going bonkers. Julie, Kevin and Wendy quickly got down in the nick of time.Wherelse the stupid Ian still stood there.He survived the sudden bursts of fireworks  and claims that he cannot DIE.Well, go *tut* yourself,Mr.Arrogant.

he died.At last.

 

 

Alright.I'm getting sick again.I hate typing this stuff out.

So, what i'm gonna say is that if you haven't watched the movie yet. Go and finish the ending yourself or make up one. Or simply buy the DVD.

I just wanna add that there's this person i know who's definitely better than a guy called J.He's really sweet and i can't believe he's in the same year as me.And he loves shoes.Lol.Not in a gay way.

No, it isn't some brand of jeans.OTT as in Over The Top.I stupidly bought a pair of Juicy Girl jeans for 300 dollars which has sewn on diamond studs on every pocket because the word "Juicy" was in the brand of my jeans.Yes, yes, i admit that i'm a total label freak.I was homegrown that way alright.But the real reason why i was suffering real bad was of the loose-jeans disease that had unfortunately struck my pair of all pairs.First, it was so loose, i had to wear the shortest belt in my wardrobe.The length was enough to go only ONE round around my waist.Can you believe i bought such incredilous lengths?And to think i trusted Guess brands for labelling it 'free size'.Shows that the hottest labels don't mean it's always the best brand out there.Or is it?So, i practically walked about in the most loose pair of jeans paired with the tightest of belts.Believe me, it does not pay to look good.

Best of all, after dinner at DJ, i looked at the time and exclaimed "Oh, great, just in time for America's Next Top Model."By that exclamation, i thought maybe we could GO home and i could watch tv all night.Then, my mom suggested to go to Curve.At this HOUR!!To me, i need some form of relaxation AWAY from my jeans.Going home means i can jump into my snug pjs and lie down on my OSIM and watch the drama of the ANTM models, but NO i ended up fussing my way to Curve.Still, i didn't get my way.Sadly.

This morning, i was too busy listening to Justin Timberlake's "My Love" while i was runnng on the treadmill that i ROLLED down the machine.As in literally rolled down, then that wasn't enough form stopping me roll down a flight of stairs.Today's workout must've been the best.I did so much things in an hour of sweat.

Not to forget what happened to me in the car on the way to lunch.I was practically annoyed by my cousin Darren in the car.He kept bugging me for my cellphone so that he could look at what i was typing.Jia Min, if you read this, please note how torturous it was for me to send you around 14 smses which in the end had no point at all.

Oh, by the way, i really can't hold myself from screaming that I WILL BE GOING TO DISNEYLAND!!!As in seriously.But not the California DisneyLand.The one in Hong Kong.And i'm not gonna fuss about it.Afterall, the only other time had a close encounter in DisneyLand was in my mom's womb at around 6 months in Paris.Shoulsn't i know some French? Sil Voo Pleh.Au Revoir,people.

Seriously, there IS something wrong with my computer.Last night i stayed up real late to write an absolutely nightmarishly long blog about what happened on Saturday and i skipped Sunday to fit in that 'specially miraculous' day and this is what i get in return?Forget the title i put up there. I mean...SERIOUSLY, the computer really hates my ass!

 

Now, to rewrite everything into nice, readable and decipherable sentences.

Saturday (in short):went to the mall, watched Casino Royale, ate at Robert Harris, went 'vest' shopping and finally did nothing else worth detailing about.

 

And to know the minuses of writing some crap until late at night thinking that it would be nice for the public to read my rambles of my 'somehow' private life is getting hell for late- night singing and my beloved Mp3 taken away forever.Forever.Like a lover lost...

 

Now i'm starting to crap.

 

So if anyone happened to stumble upon my file; "Top Secret: Of Bond. James Bond."Please do return to its rightful owner which  you've been kindly informed is me.

 

And all the spoilers of the new 007 movie also happens to be in it.Likewise, upon contact, open at your own risk. I'm not entitled to taking in accusations of a terrible mishap, injury or perhaps jail sentence. Lest to remind you, i will not foot your medical bills as well.

 

Okay, that was that, now is MY continuation of my opinion of why John Tucker Must Die is a little more inappropriate for teens whom can't take the side effects of growing up. For instance, like i said, our hormones rage at a phase called adolescence.So, very likely, we'd be doing some few things that we should do before developing into an adult.Developing as in ADULT not in the sick sense, you perves!!

 

Continued...

 

Where should i begin?

 

Yes, the girls' plans like always, fail, again.For God sakes, this makes that Tucker dude look real smart.Apart from him trodding around a hotel in a G-string (red f.y.i) thanks to Beth (sophia bush) and the other 2 girls bright, make it brightest idea including Kate's willingness to portray the part of utter stupidity.In that sexy- like demeanour trying to seduce the enemy.

 

How does it end? Simple, the girls' plans fall apart after Kate or rather their bait gets 'whipped' (you'll know it soon enough). Kate the Bait decides to end the game because somehow, someway, she's fallen madly in love with Tucker and can't bear hurting him or anyone else for that matter.Then Beth and her 'pals' decide as well to humiliate both John and Kate at his real massive party which Ashanti's character concurrs looks like a mixture of the Prom,VMAs and the MTV music awards.

 

Skip to the humiliation part.

 

Kate shows up to see him.Or so it looks like.John spots her and ushers her onto the stage when he announces that she's his new girlfriend. She's forced to go up.Then the trio arrive.Heather passes a cd to the dj to pop in to screen an exclusive footage of their little 'get- back' at both John and Kate.

 

As we know it, they get humiliated and there's a whole lotta explanation to do. Thanks to Kate, she gets bombarded with cake and a round of boos from some selfish bastards who think that three- timing is the ideal way to get their way among all hot girls.Next thing i know, the trio climbs onstage to save their Kate the Bait from further humiliation.Hey, what are 'friends' for?

 

Okay, then you can figure out the rest of the show because the ending seriously needs a DVD to have the special feature of having an alternate ending.I mean...SERIOUSLY.It bored me.

 

 

 

 

Oh GOD!I wrote a whole lotta stuff in here and it disappeared.OMG!So kill me now!

Argh, forget the damn title, it makes me so crazy to ever retype what crap i was writing like 20 minutes ago.Damn.

How do i put pictures in here without unknowingly deleting my blog?My BLOG!!!

 

Now, my blog's gonna look like crap, it's ugly.U-G-L-Y.

 

Ok lemme do some review on something.

 

Oh yes, the movie JOHN TUCKER MUST DIE vs. ACCEPTED.

 

JOHN TUCKER MUST DIE: It's all about the good- looking people, isn't it? Jesse Metcalfe is hot and so he gets all the great looking girls to co-star with him.Lucky S.O.B. (sorry).More into the show. The movie opens with a girl named Kate(Brittany Snow) whom has a mother who dates every handsome "Tom, Dick and Harry" in every town they move to. One day, they finally reach this town, which specifically, i do not know because they did not state or because they didn't want people searching for Brittany Snow and her co-stars in the town they mentioned.

 

So, moving on, she works as a waitress in a place where her mom also works as a waitress or a manager or whatever( can u believe mom and daughter have the same job.might as well let the daughter pay the bills and drive the car).One day, she sees John Tucker with a girl, then the next day, another girl and another girl.Well, don't expect me to go on.There were only three girls he was well, three-timing.And because of that, i forgot all of their names except Sophia Bush's character, Beth.Oh yeah and Arielle Kebbel's one, Heather.I think i forgot Ashanti's one.Was it a Deepa or something.No, couldn't have.

 

So, yeah, the girls find out sooner or later because they fought and got detention and Kate personally told them that they were all being three-timed by John Tucker.He was pulling it off so well because all three girls were from different cliques and the girls hated each other's asses off.

 

Then, Kate comes to the rescue by giving them ideas.Actually only one idea, which was to make John Tucker UNDATEABLE. Sounds 'brilliant' right?

Yeah, but in the end, all their plans backfire because it just made him more popular.How stupid is that smart girl Kate?

 

Next, we find the girls being all "best friendish" at Kate's house in her room.They're pooped from trying to cook up ideas to take their revenge.Afterall, he broke up with all of them at the same time.

 

What do the girls do next?Sit around and stuff themselves with chocolates?I don't think so.The obvious: Kate.She has not dated John yet, so they put her up to their revenge challenge. They train her up to make John fall real hard in love with her.

 

And so they do.They make her a cheerleader thanks to Ashanti's character being the head cheerleader.Can you believe she got that part?I thought Sophia Bush would make a better one and she ended up in the bleachers.???

 

Alright, i'm getting sick of story-telling.

 

Cut straight to the point.Um...after some dates including the infamous kiss between Sophia and Brittany and well, just about anything that goes for a movie like this....

 

To be continued.Life is so short.I can't be wasting my time writing about some silly dude called John Tucker and his entourage of girlfriends.

 

 

now, i think seriously some things in life that we want the most must be patiently waited for unlike some things that we don't want.Like for a fact, i seldom get to go out and suddenly,crash,bam,boom!!i'm going out.....tomorrow!!well,i sound like a freedom desperado.

okay, then there's me who just couldn't wait for ANTM cycle 6, now totally hates it now cos i didn't expect this season to be so ....LAME(?)

 

yes....JADE...the piece of arrogant crap

 

remember her HILARIOUS quote?

:"when i walk down streets, people know me.They know i'm Jade.People look,heads turn"

 

God,I sense the little arrogant demon in her.Everybody does.

 

Even Twiggy and Nigel Barker felt so disgusted by her atrocious arrogance.Twiggy went like "i was afraid of u".I mean,look,models don't have fear instilled in them, they ARE fear.And Mr.Barker(i love that ring to that) stomped her DOWN!Yes!For once, i felt like justice was served.

 

"Do not ever talk back to the judges" and she SHUT UP.

 

Whatever.

 

Now, there's hmmm...what else?

Yes, that annoying thing i'm hearing everyday...'the-you-darn-well-know-who-i'm-talkin-about' person.

she's a show- off, a slave-driver indirectly and a lamp post producer.

 

I just can't stand it because i see the way how she treats my  friends and yeah, totally ,she's a meanie.Like Mean Girls, but not as close to the people in the movie as in the looks,heights and weight aspect.Now, look who's talking about MEAN.laffaty,laff,laff...

 

right,so,that pretty much sums up what i did during the hols.bitching about Jade and a teeny bit about 'you-know-who'.

 

Not really,okay,i had my hair done as in done real short that i wanna cry,met new people, bought Cassie's album, saw the latest Mp3 from Sony(so want that), read fashion mags, listened to Justin Timberlake's "My Love" like on every damn radio including, Ceine's Sony Erricson Walkman phone,went to camp at the IBM office,met new people,watched the O.C.,watched every damn movie,lost 5 pounds and gained it back,superb(?!),and so on i ramble...

 

Oh yeah, and my name was in print!If you guys did spot it.

 

Well, that's pretty much all i did for like my entire hols

wait,oh yes, and that stupid boy who got straight A's' in his UPSR and went and jumped down the 2nd floor of his school to 'celebrate'.

C'mon, how ironic is that?Straight A boy does stupid thing.There are a whole loadsa stuff to do besides 'suicidal celebrations',right?

 

okay,whatever,now,i'm off to piano lessons.

 

Simply DELIGHTFUL.Excuse my silly sarcasm.