I have never been a psycho fanatic James Bond fan since like forever.

 

But i was a psycho fanatic Star Wars fan since like i don't know.

 

SO, i'm not gonna waste my time writing the whole deal of Casino Royale.

 

I'm just gonna cut straight to the parts which i deem passable or exciting or seriously a 'sleeper' scene.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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PASSABLE SCENE:

1.Bond and his women antics....he has very slow hormones.He's about 30 plus and he still manages to go around hooking up with women in every movie!

2.Le Chiffre.The 'okay' villain that does not look as horrid as the other villains. (except for the bleeding eye thingy)

3.Bond and his humor.At least this Bond makes a witty line seem 'laughable'.

4.Bond and him leaving the job as he plans to find an 'honest' job, he sends a resignation email to Q.

5.The Poker scene ( at first, i thought this should belong in the EXCITING SCENES, but nope, this made me hold my bladder instead!)

 

EXCITING SCENES:

1.The beginning of the movie where Bond and his colleague's is in this place called i don't know what with snakes and people as in loadsa people. They have to chase after this ex- prisoner.Bond climbs up loadsa stuff at a construction site just so he can catch his 'prey', target or whatever.

2.Bond saving a new plane from exploding.

3.Bond races to save Vesper form Mathis whom at first pretended to help him and her.

4.Vesper and Bond.Very romantic and sexy.Especially when they're together.

5.Bond almost dies thanks to Le Chiffre's very lethal injection which gives him a cardiac arrest...(Jia Min should help Bond if she intends to pursue a cardiologist career)

6. Bond follows Vesper because he finds out that she betrayed him with the money he won from the Poker game.

7.Bond wins 114 mills or so.....

8.Bond gets whipped with something by Le Chiffre in his torture chamber, while he's naked.As in NAKED!

9.Bond tries to save Vesper from drowning.Romantic side of Bond.So, lovable.

10.Bond kills Mr.White. Mr. White makes one shot to his foot so painful wherelse those people who get shot so many times in the head by Bond or any villain can actually take the pain.

11.Bond blows up a supporting villains body to bits.Literally.

 

Worst Scenes:

1.Every part that has Q in it.What's an old woman doing in there heading the British Intelligence.No offence Judi Dench, though your performance was great.

A few nights ago, i stopped messing my head with all the past hypes my friends told me of the third Final Destination installment and laid it to rest, well, by watching it myself.

The opening was pretty silly where it shows a "something-is-bothering-her" girl's expression written all over Wendy's (main character) face after she takes a shot of her friends and boyfriend on a ride called 'High Dive'. When she sees the photo shot she took, she realizes that instead of 'High Dive' she sees very clearly that the 'v' in dive has like gone all short-circuited and what's left is "High Die". This obviously freaks out her inner fears.

Cut straight to the roller- coaster ride, mainly because the previous scene was kinda cheap shots which includes Wendy's sis getting caught sneaking herself along with her pals to the 'seniors-only' amusement park and her sis gives the finger on both hands to her sis and tells her to take a photo of that, Wendy insists on taking them. Then upon arriving at the roller-coaster ride, she gets all nerve-wracked thanks to the evil, devillish words coming out from a giant perching demon. She holds back when 3 of her friends decide to go for the ride. Her boyfriend makes a quick transformation from jerk-asshole poser dude to a caring guy who can advise some shit crap about fear and controlling it.

So, you know, girls upon hearing such 'comforting' words from the mouths of their 'sweet' boyfriend's would relent to any given thing they suggest. Now, for instance is the ride.

She gets on the ride and ends up sitting with her friend's boyfriend instead, named Kevin. Who knows what's going on between them?

Before the ride begins, she starts to feel fear. She sees this Frankie guy constantly harassing two sexy chicks with his camcorder and a bunch of kids who have the cheek to enter the ride and when, caught snaps back saying, "But we're 55 inches tall."

The guy operating the ride should've said "And i'm over a hundred inches taller than you, little boy." Indeed he was very tall.

The ride hence begins and the poor soul called Wendy begins to have like some kinda asthma attack but not really an asthma attack thingy as the coaster journeys its way to the peak of the first loop. In a matter of seconds after their first loop, the camera closes in on some hydraulics hissing with gas. Means only one thing, the ride's gonna be a hell-raiser!

Sure enough, as the ride begins to take on a faster momentum, it goes through more loops and at a higher, more extreme velocity, the wheels start to break away and some carriages tear away from the tracks. One by one, slowly the passengers start to get flung out until there's left only four people whom are Erin, Ian, Kevin and of course Wendy. The demon must really love her for keeping her. Unfortunately, their carriage runs though a loop and obviously they get stuck which is at mid- air. Erin and Ian plunge to their deaths. Kevin and Wendy are next but they manage to swing the carriage using their weight. Once done, they thought their nightmare's all over but as soon as they round another track, Kevin gets smashed to guts down below wherelse, Wendy cries out in hysteria and before you know it she can be seen screaming to her death...haha..yeah, right.That was somehow a dream.Thank God!For now, i mean.

Back to where she's still sitting waiting for the ride to start. She gets into a fit and begins to scream in fear to let them out. Kevin asks her why she's acting so weirdly and some guy asks what's going on .He tells him that she's just upset and so the back row gets let out. Strangely, only the back row gets released and not the front. I'm afraid poor, poor Wendy's boyfriend's in the front seat just like they agreed. Sadly.

Some idiots don't take people's warning seriously. I mean she's a freaking PSYCHIC for God sake!

In a matter of moments she watches as her premonition comes true slowly.

Fast forward to a series of events, Wendy finds out the truth slowly with the aid of Kevin that this was a deja vu of what happened before. A boy last year had a premonition of flight 180 about to explode and seven people got off. True to his word, the plane gets blown to smithereens.Wherelse a chain of events follow the lives of the remaining passengers who survived. Imagine tree- bark- smashing- through- your- face scary.

Kevin and Wendy try to recall the people whom were sharing the same ride that night. First up were the two chicks who invited Wendy to their tanning session as so to pity her. As usual the demon pities her and Wendy decides not to go. Hoorah-hoorah depression for saving your pet. No further explanation to what happens to them girls in the tanning salon. Turns out, they were tanned to a crisp. As in potato chips crisp!

Next up is Frankie the perve boy, they drive- thru a fast food outlet and try to decipher what's in the picture that'll kill Frankie. Seems like he won some metal chain with a silhoutte of a naked woman. She quickly sums it up and says that it can be found in some 18- wheelers. Right-O again, clever Wendy. If you were so smart, you wouldn't have gotten on the ride in the first place and cause so much shit.

Then there's the smart mouth guy whom thinks that "F**k the Bruins" and denial would save him from his fate. Nope. Arrogance gets the death out of him. Didn't Wendy and Kevin warn you, smart mouth? And maybe you would'nt have been so bad- luck to get your head sliced by Aladdin's swords.

Clever.

After this, they try to outrun death by chasing up to Ian and Erin to warn them.Whilst they try to explain, loads of stuff start to happen in the warehouse both 'Zip' and 'Pip' worked in. Again, Erin dies first and like always, death skips Ian's round. He's so pissed off that he decides to avenge her death.Well, that's if you can outrun death yourself, pipsqueak.

So, the next scene brings us to the McKinley tricentennial where the town's celebrating.Wendy realizes that her sister was on the ride that night as well. Jolly great suspense, right?

She calls up Kevin who's working shifts there as a security guard. He risks his life by all means to save Julie, Wendy's sis. He chases after her but she ignores him thinking that he was being a harrasser. C'mon girl! Don't you wanna live?

Both Wendy and Kevin race to save Julie. Meanwhile, the lights go out in time for the fireworks display. Some stupid idiots went and scared a horse and caused it to start galloping through the throng of people. Its wooden stake flies around swinging at people as it runs. It wraps around Julie. Coincidence or what? Guess why?

Remember before the ride at the amusement park, Wendy took a shot of Julie showing the middle fingers?

Yep, that's cos the stake on the horse looked exactly like that. How ironic.

Kevin, Mr.Hero jumps up in time to slice the rope off like a brave knight.

Julie's saved. But in a spell of hysteria, wailing her heart out at her near- death experience, could not tell her sister who was sitting beside her on the ride and in seconds her friend who comes to see her gets stabbed in the back by a wooden poll.

Kevin's next. He gets kicked by the horse onto a barbeque grill thingy and it explodes in his face just like in the picture.

 

 

No. He's not dead yet. Wendy, again saves him. She's a real heck of a heroine!

Lastly, i wondered, how is she gonna save herself, now that she's next on Death's list. She already identified who's gonna kill her.

It's the Ian, Zip guy who wants to avenge Erin, Pip girl. He followed her all the way to the place.

Okay, so yada-yada about that part where they talk. Or bicker. Or whatever.

The fireworks start off again this time its direction is completely haywire thanks to the stupid idiots playing the stupid practical joke. It shoots below target and starts going bonkers. Julie, Kevin and Wendy quickly got down in the nick of time.Wherelse the stupid Ian still stood there.He survived the sudden bursts of fireworks  and claims that he cannot DIE.Well, go *tut* yourself,Mr.Arrogant.

he died.At last.

 

 

Alright.I'm getting sick again.I hate typing this stuff out.

So, what i'm gonna say is that if you haven't watched the movie yet. Go and finish the ending yourself or make up one. Or simply buy the DVD.

Seriously, there IS something wrong with my computer.Last night i stayed up real late to write an absolutely nightmarishly long blog about what happened on Saturday and i skipped Sunday to fit in that 'specially miraculous' day and this is what i get in return?Forget the title i put up there. I mean...SERIOUSLY, the computer really hates my ass!

 

Now, to rewrite everything into nice, readable and decipherable sentences.

Saturday (in short):went to the mall, watched Casino Royale, ate at Robert Harris, went 'vest' shopping and finally did nothing else worth detailing about.

 

And to know the minuses of writing some crap until late at night thinking that it would be nice for the public to read my rambles of my 'somehow' private life is getting hell for late- night singing and my beloved Mp3 taken away forever.Forever.Like a lover lost...

 

Now i'm starting to crap.

 

So if anyone happened to stumble upon my file; "Top Secret: Of Bond. James Bond."Please do return to its rightful owner which  you've been kindly informed is me.

 

And all the spoilers of the new 007 movie also happens to be in it.Likewise, upon contact, open at your own risk. I'm not entitled to taking in accusations of a terrible mishap, injury or perhaps jail sentence. Lest to remind you, i will not foot your medical bills as well.

 

Okay, that was that, now is MY continuation of my opinion of why John Tucker Must Die is a little more inappropriate for teens whom can't take the side effects of growing up. For instance, like i said, our hormones rage at a phase called adolescence.So, very likely, we'd be doing some few things that we should do before developing into an adult.Developing as in ADULT not in the sick sense, you perves!!

 

Continued...

 

Where should i begin?

 

Yes, the girls' plans like always, fail, again.For God sakes, this makes that Tucker dude look real smart.Apart from him trodding around a hotel in a G-string (red f.y.i) thanks to Beth (sophia bush) and the other 2 girls bright, make it brightest idea including Kate's willingness to portray the part of utter stupidity.In that sexy- like demeanour trying to seduce the enemy.

 

How does it end? Simple, the girls' plans fall apart after Kate or rather their bait gets 'whipped' (you'll know it soon enough). Kate the Bait decides to end the game because somehow, someway, she's fallen madly in love with Tucker and can't bear hurting him or anyone else for that matter.Then Beth and her 'pals' decide as well to humiliate both John and Kate at his real massive party which Ashanti's character concurrs looks like a mixture of the Prom,VMAs and the MTV music awards.

 

Skip to the humiliation part.

 

Kate shows up to see him.Or so it looks like.John spots her and ushers her onto the stage when he announces that she's his new girlfriend. She's forced to go up.Then the trio arrive.Heather passes a cd to the dj to pop in to screen an exclusive footage of their little 'get- back' at both John and Kate.

 

As we know it, they get humiliated and there's a whole lotta explanation to do. Thanks to Kate, she gets bombarded with cake and a round of boos from some selfish bastards who think that three- timing is the ideal way to get their way among all hot girls.Next thing i know, the trio climbs onstage to save their Kate the Bait from further humiliation.Hey, what are 'friends' for?

 

Okay, then you can figure out the rest of the show because the ending seriously needs a DVD to have the special feature of having an alternate ending.I mean...SERIOUSLY.It bored me.